Friday, April 3, 2009

Oh, by the way.



This is the best picture ever.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Rejection

sucks.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

She doesn't fucking love me.

Why would she, though?

I'm gonna drown myself in new Rose Funeral. <3

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Three Days Late

But all my complaints come from the days following Valentine's Disease (also known as "Flowers and Chocolate Are Triple The Fucking Price Day").

I slept through V-Day, for your information. Best sleep I've ever had, but my plan of avoiding all the fuckers who celebrate V-Day failed miserably, concerning I didn't sleep through the day before or the day after. And I wish I had.

My "special Valentine's Day message to all the couples" was nothing more than the words "SHUT THE FUCK UP". And I spoke for a lot of people. And I'm happy because of it, but it didn't work. They didn't shut up. Nor will they ever.

Love isn't something that should be bragged about this constantly. Valentine's Day is just another fucking day, it's not the only day you can love your significant other. Hell, what about us? The ones without significant others? Especially me, Joey Shyfaggot over here who can't ask out a girl to save his fucking life. I'm not celebrating the bullshit alternative. No Singles Awareness Day for me, I'm already "SAD" enough.

There needs to be more cynicism in the world. What the fuck made everyone so lovey-dovey and happy-slappy and sucky-fucky all of a sudden?

Maybe someday I'll tell her my true feelings. Even though we had a long conversation on Valentine's Day (for her, at least, I was still on the 13th), nothing came out of it. And looking back, I wish I had said SOMETHING. Like I had planned.

Joey Shyfaggot. That's me.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

ULTIMATE FLIPOUT

Art Throb12
Mess with my head? Like everyone else has, lately.
AkA famouZ SDK4
I'll bet Sbradster is Syke on a different computer.
AkA famouZ SDK4
Bradster*
Freak1
Could be.
Art Throb12
Heh, they're probably ALL just Joey, fucking with me.
AkA famouZ SDK4
=_=
Freak1
Doubt it.
Art Throb12
All of them.
Freak1
O,,o
Skye10
haha
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Freak1
That'd be fucked to the 3rd power.
Action
~~ GlasgowSmile27 sighs ~~
Art Throb12
Tella was Joey!
Skye10
yu think id waste that much effort on yu?
AkA famouZ SDK4
Notice, how they NEVER talk at the same time.
Freak1
Obviously not. Considering how little time you spend on your grammar skills. Or lack there of.
Nazi Salem14
Now thats some detective shit right 'der.
bradster9
he's not getting enough oxygen for his little brain
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Freak1
Tella was not Joey!
bradster9
awwwwwww
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: I know.
Nazi Salem14
Says to batman5: /me
Skye10
notice how its bcos im atuli talkin 2 people i WANT to talk to rather than yu.
Action
~~ AkA famouZ SDK4 mumbles seemingly to no one. ~~
Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: You should be batman.
Freak1
Gasp! You can talk?
Nazi Salem14
Says to batman5: Not this n00b here.
Freak1
Holy fuck.
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: I kno huh?!
Plastique8
..........What?
Action
~~ batman5 sss ~~
Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: Srsly!
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: Homie-boy triple ripple homslice with some PB&J....and mustard.
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: -=Gangsta pose=-
GlasgowSmile27
this isn't as entertaining as i thought
Skye10
well what the fuck is the point in typing properly and wasting time on youu guys when i could be talking to my actual friends
Art Throb12
"Art Throb12Heh, they're probably ALL just Joey, fucking with me."
Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: *Head implodes with the coolness emanating from your pose*
Art Throb12
-Tella leaves-
Freak1
Better, still could use some work.
Art Throb12
TELLA WAS JOEY!
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AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: ...
Nazi Salem14
Says to batman5: /5
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: Rofl. xD
Plastique8
I pressed a link and my TC screen cut out.
Plastique8
Bad timing man...
Freak1
Very bad.
Action
~~ batman5 mumbles seemingly to no one. ~~
Nazi Salem14
Shhhhnep.
Art Throb12
Oh god.
Freak1
Shame on your linkage.
Art Throb12
What if you are Joey.
Art Throb12
You're all Joey....
Freak1
Oh fuck.
Freak1
Melody!
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: -=Rips off his clothes=- I AM BAT MAN! -=Strikes a heroic pose in his undies=-
Nazi Salem14
I'm not Joey... I'm Boey.
Art Throb12
You're definitely Joey.
Plastique8
:\
AkA famouZ SDK4
Join us....
Nazi Salem14
No!
Nazi Salem14
I am... Bond.
Art Throb12
Joey Bond.
Freak1
Joey Bond?
Freak1
XD
Nazi Salem14
Jesus...
Action
~~ batman5 kicks also known as in the face and hancuffs him ~~
Art Throb12
Bahaha.
Chamillionaire15
What's happening people of TC?
Chamillionaire15
also known as. Tella, and Faye.
Nazi Salem14
What's happening negro.
Freak1
Hallucinations, paranoia, and grammar skills.
Art Throb12
Leon. <3 Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: And you didn't have to go nude.
Chamillionaire15
<3
Art Throb12
Wait....Joey...?
Freak1
Oh god
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: Or did 'I..
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Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: Did you, Sdk? Did you?... *Suspense*
Art Throb12
-glares slightly-
Art Throb12
Yes. You're Joey.
Chamillionaire15
I'm listening to rap, I can't believe it. -_-'
batman5
hey there a emo girl in the room!!!!!!!!!!
Freak1
Who's Joey...?
Art Throb12
You saw Leon call me Faye once.
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: ...
Art Throb12
You're trying to trick me.
heaven18
hey people
Freak1
o,,o
EmoGirl1319
Hey
Chamillionaire15
Huh?
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Plastique8
Can't I be Captain Planet for once in my life?
AkA famouZ SDK4
Says to Nazi Salem14: I did not!
Nazi Salem14
Theres only one way to stop all these Joey clones.
bradster9
Says to Art Throb12: hi fag
Chamillionaire15
:\
heaven18
whats everybody talking about?
Action
~~ batman5 hugs emo girl ~~
Chamillionaire15
I'm no clone, I know who I am.
Freak1
Says to bradster9: Don't touch her with your filth.
Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: ...Yes you did?
Art Throb12
Oh god.
AdrienRomance20
fucking meow i mena hi
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AdrienRomance20
mean*
Art Throb12
I thought I couldn't trust anyone knew, but I can't trust ANYONE.
Art Throb12
You could ALL be Joey.
Freak1
I'm not Joey. -_-
Nazi Salem14
We could be...
AkA famouZ SDK4
Does Joey beat up emo kids?
AkA famouZ SDK4
:D
bradster9
Says to Freak1: o you arent even human u freak ewwwwwww shut up!
emobabe21
hayyy
EmoGirl1319
How is everyone?
AdrienRomance20
whos the fuck is joey
heaven18
whos joey?
bradster9
Says to Art Throb12: FAG
Chamillionaire15
No, Joey goes to the mall and makes out with people.
Freak1
Says to bradster9: Kinky. That's not what you said when my dick was up your ass.
Art Throb12
Says to bradster9: Joey.
emobabe21
omg whos the fag?
Plastique8
I'm not smart enough to play anyone but myself, tbh.
Art Throb12
Tella.....
batman5
who is a fag?
Art Throb12
You're not Joey.
Chamillionaire15
And neither am I.
The Sickness13
I'm not Joey, but I am a baby kangaroo. Does that count?
Chamillionaire15
I'm Josh. :\
AkA famouZ SDK4
It wasn't him Nazi Salem laughing at me..
Nazi Salem14
Will the real 'Jeoy' please stand up? Please stand up?... Please stand up?
AkA famouZ SDK4
It was GOD! -=Dies=-\
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bradster9
Says to Freak1: ooo you naughty freak if your mom see's what u typed she'll take your nintendo away!
Plastique8
I'm glad you know.
Nazi Salem14
Get it?!
Art Throb12
Says to The Sickness13: You came back.
emobabe21
im lost.
batman5
lol my names joe......
Freak1
Says to bradster9: My mom died 7 years ago smart one.
Nazi Salem14
Says to AkA famouZ SDK4: Fam. Guy reference? *Claps*
Art Throb12
I don't believe in dead mothers on the internet anymore.
Art Throb12
Joey told me his mother was dead.
Freak1
O,,o
Art Throb12
Then he said he was just kidding.
Nazi Salem14
I believe in Harvey Dent.
emobabe21
my mum is a killer :|
bradster9
Says to Freak1: aww how sad i could careless everyone dies here and then spare me FAG
Skye10
Says to Art Throb12: is that all u ever fuckin talk about?
Nazi Salem14
also known as Two Face.
emobabe21
literally
Freak1
My mother isn't dead. It's just a defense mechanism.
Chamillionaire15
This is just confusing. -_-'
Chamillionaire15
I'm going, talk to me on MSN.
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AkA famouZ SDK4
I lub my mumma! >:|
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batman5
my moms satan dressed as a ninja panda who fights with a wet noodle
Nazi Salem14
Rain drops keep fallin' on mah head...
Freak1
Says to bradster9: You're good at stupid.
Nazi Salem14
Oh it was raining earlier.
Freak1
It's been pouring here all day. It's lovely.
Plastique8
I hear a storm.
Nazi Salem14
I like rain. It washes all my sins away.
Nazi Salem14
My dirty, sexy sins.
bradster9
Says to Freak1: have you ever wondered what it would be like if u had more oxygen when you were born?
batman5
it's nice here
The Sickness13
I like rain. Washes the cat for me.
Nazi Salem14
Ha...
GlasgowSmile27
bradster9 is an expert on oxygen
Nazi Salem14
Ha ha...
Freak1
Says to bradster9: Nope. Have you ever wondered what your life would be like if you didn't take that ride in the dryer?
Skye10
Says to you: shut the fuck up fag
Art Throb12
I have to go.
The Sickness13
I meant to say car, but cat works.
Art Throb12
I'm pretty sure Joey is in here.
Freak1
Much love Melody.
Nazi Salem14
*Waves* Buh bye!
Art Throb12
And I'm not ok with that.
Plastique8
Bye Mel. Get sleep.
EmoGirl1319
anyone from the uk?
Skye10
Says to Art Throb12: will yu shut the fuck up about this joey kid
Freak1
Indeed, much sleep.
Art Throb12
I will.
Action
~~ bradster9 oooo it takes three to shut me up nice 10 points ~~
Art Throb12
I love you, Tella and Peanut.
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